Sunday in North Korea. Church with Jeremiah Wright Jr or NASCAR? by jihadgene

Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in the Land of the Great Reader KIM Jong IL's World-Why-Web, we find the DPRK's favorite DickTater taking in a taped Sunsday sermon frum the Great Spiritual Leader the REVEREND JEREMIAH WRIGHT Jr...
...NAW, NAW, NAW!!! NOT GOD BLESS AMERICA...**&^$%$$^&$$*% AMERICA!!!

KIM- Hoe-ly Moe-ly!!! It's a Sunsday and this is what Americans rike President of TexAss George DoubleWoo Bloosh goes to hear at local churches, General Wang?!

WANG- Quite possibly, Most High Reader.

KIM- That Reverend Wright dude be the Pimp Daddy of the LAWD! No wonder Barrack Who's-Named OBAMA and his old lady (Michelin) be so's messed up!

WANG- Exactly, Great Reader.

KIM-Well Wang, seeing as howze it's beings Sunsday and all.... what-da-ya-say we do like most good "Northern American Baptists" and just skip church? Huh?!

WANG- Oh HELL yeah, Sir! Want me to tune in NASCAR?!!!

KIM- Right on, you bad MAMMER-JAMMER!!!
GAWD DAMN THEM TOYOTAS!!!